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Post by Jonesie|UKCS| on 1/3/2010, 13:17

What I'd do:
Get all three of my shotguns, and get my Air Rifle.
Get a car.
Go to my friends house, in the Countryside.
Give him loads of shells for shotgun and give him a shotgun.
Lock and barricade all doors and windows. Call in the army. Tell them that I've barricaded everything, inside and outside.
I'd barricade windows on the inside and outside.

Then I would just LOL! jocolor

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Post by Socrates187 on 1/3/2010, 17:45

lol air rifle.

just stay home. i live in a rural part of georgia. i have guns.
i have black friends.
it's all good.
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Post by Taboo on 1/3/2010, 17:56

Socrates187 wrote:i have black friends.

I got a good chuckle. Very Happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNkcGWjzmz0
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Post by Socrates187 on 1/3/2010, 18:35

Taboo wrote:
Socrates187 wrote:i have black friends.

I got a good chuckle. Very Happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNkcGWjzmz0
Haha, seen that so many times. Gets me every time.

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Post by DrManette on 1/3/2010, 18:51

Head to the nearest Walmart/Dicks/Gun Shop.
Hole up in a mall.

How did Dawn of the Dead end again...
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Post by Socrates187 on 1/3/2010, 23:00

DrManette wrote:Head to the nearest Walmart/Dicks/Gun Shop.
Hole up in a mall.

How did Dawn of the Dead end again...

Err... albino

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Post by Epps on 2/3/2010, 08:35

I would join the zombies, set up a big company which sells zombie tools and get rich, find a zombie girlfriend and make zombie babies all day long (without the birth part that is).

God these sleeping pills make my head all fuzzy -.-

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Post by Jonesie|UKCS| on 2/3/2010, 13:25

I can't help but laugh at all of it! I mean HA!

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Post by DrManette on 2/3/2010, 16:26

I would join the zombies, set up a big company which sells zombie tools and get rich, find a zombie girlfriend and make zombie babies all day long (without the birth part that is).

God these sleeping pills make my head all fuzzy -.-

I hear brains is an emerging market with zombies.
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Post by Tendo on 2/3/2010, 16:28

I would find someone... become their friend, than have fun with them... I.e. practical jokes, scaring them, etc. when they die from all the stress, i take the supplys and move on.

I was thinking my nickname would be "Piglord the disdructable"
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Post by Epps on 2/3/2010, 16:49

Ow btw, just a copypasta from my previous zombie post because I dont want to screw up the continuality (decent English, ey?) of this thread....

My emergency zombie invasion plan, plan A:
-Get my ass on my bike and head straight for the shopping mall now there is still a change of securing it.
-Secure the mall with the others who had the same idea. Barricade all windows, lock and close every single door. Keep all the stores locked down. Before doing so however I will check if no one is in fact infected.
-In the case of still working phones I will invite my local friends over to join me in my fortress. They will be the only ones I will invite because they have a change of actually making it.
-After everyone is inside and stuff we will go to the two grocery stores and fruit market to make a list of all items we have. We will schedule for a 90 day survival and start out with fresh foods, followed by deep frozen and the last being cans and jars for they have a much longer expiration date.
-We go to the two clothing stores and give out blankets, clothes etc. We don’t want to run around naked unless there are a lot of hot chicks around…
-We will check our barricades every 6 hours (in shifts) to make sure they still hold. We will also try to do our best to keep our location a secret for all zombies so our barricades won’t tear from usage too much.
-As soon as things have calmed down on the outside we will assemble scouting parties to search for food (stores, homes), water (other stores, homes) and weapons (police station, trailer park *no offence*).
-As soon as 60 days have passed and things look like they won’t calm down sooner or later we will adjust our remaining (and new found) food to last for an additional 90 days and repeat doing so until we are out of food, gone crazy due to lack of outside world, been eaten by a grue or all gotten infected because we didn’t checked our barricades due to lazyness.

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My emergency zombie invasion plan, plan B:
-Get my ass on my bike –again- and head straight to the coffee shop. There I will get myself Black Widow (good weed) along with all the stuff that I need to smoke it.
-After getting me some weed I will head over to the liqueur store where I will take all the remaining rum, vodka, whiskey and gin they have. Also, that cool looking drink I never had but wanted to try out ever since I turned 18 (thus being allowed to buy alcohol).
-Head back to my place, lock myself in my room, get drunk, get high while listening to my favorite bands and music that is perfect for the end of the world.

Funfact: plan B is actually my plan A for ‘impending doom’, ‘unstoppable death’, ‘shit the Maya’s were actually right’ and for ‘dammit I forgot who I am again, where the bathroom is and who the hell that kid is that gives me a sponge bath every single day!’.

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Post by Eraserhead on 3/3/2010, 09:57

I think i would stay over at socrates place after reading his introduction lol! :

http://forum.pulpfortress.com/introductions-f3/ich-bin-socrates-t167.htm

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Post by Firestar on 4/3/2010, 21:42

Depends on the zambys...

If they're like Shaun of the Dead or L4D (-specials) zombies, then I'd have some fun.

In the (now unknown) bio of Francis, it says -Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.

That is pretty much exactly me.
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Post by Tendo on 4/3/2010, 22:00

Firestar wrote:
In the (now unknown) bio of Francis, it says -Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.

That is pretty much exactly me.

On what planet?
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Post by Firestar on 4/3/2010, 22:27

Tendo wrote:
Firestar wrote:
In the (now unknown) bio of Francis, it says -Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.

That is pretty much exactly me.

On what planet?

Well obviously one that has zombies on it which is also similar to ours in that I act the same way there as here.
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Post by Tendo on 5/3/2010, 00:36

Firestar wrote:
Tendo wrote:
Firestar wrote:
In the (now unknown) bio of Francis, it says -Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.

That is pretty much exactly me.

On what planet?

Well obviously one that has zombies on it which is also similar to ours in that I act the same way there as here.

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Post by Jonesie|UKCS| on 5/3/2010, 13:33

Nice one, Tendo. Funniest thing that I've seen all day.

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Post by Firestar on 6/3/2010, 12:02

Tendo wrote:
Firestar wrote:
Tendo wrote:
Firestar wrote:
In the (now unknown) bio of Francis, it says -Cocky, loud, and pretty sure he's indestructible, Francis acts like the zombie apocalypse is the world's biggest bar fight. When the virus hit, everybody else stockpiled food and looked for a place to hide. Francis found a gun and had some fun. No cops, no laws, no order—if it wasn't for all the zombies, he could almost get used to life like this.

That is pretty much exactly me.

On what planet?

Well obviously one that has zombies on it which is also similar to ours in that I act the same way there as here.

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