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by **Epps** 1/7/2010, 22:59

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Dear members of Pulp Fortress. For [TIME] we have been playing with each other, peacefully and in the non-gay way (except NicoBBQ who stroked my E-penis). However, to every good thing must come an end even tho my end isn't anywhere near, I will be less active. I have betrayed you all by joining a second community, one with golden teacups, golden toilet seats, golden wrenches and even showers made out of pure gold juice coming from a woman's vajayjay. Actually, I hope they don't have that last one, not really into those weird German fetishes...

Anyway, the place I am talking about is the Official Team Fortress Wiki. For the past [YEARS] I have been active on various wiki’s but ever since I joined the clan I lost the time to work on them. With me being the only person working on the Dutch translation of the TF2 wiki I am bound to get myself in A LOT of work which will slowly devour all time I have, like that YouTube video where that snake eats a girl in a bunny outfit which was kinda weird... SNAKES SHOULDN'T EAT PEOPLE, ONLY ANNOYING LITTLE BRATS!

Basically what I am trying to say is that I am expecting to be less on the [SERVER/SERVERS] since translating +100 articles takes a lot of time. Don't worry, it is summer vacation over here, most of my friends are abroad for the entire summer and I have nothing better to do so I'm bound to pop up on the server when the right people are on.

Love, Pepper.

PS; NICO STOP RIDING MY GODDAMN LEG!
PS; Meet the Pyro vid was trolling, those who fell for it got trolled!
PS; For those who saw version 1 of this post, sorry. I overdid it a lot which is what happens when you had a few drinks, right honey?

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by **Young Greezy** 1/7/2010, 23:03

....

*cries*

by **Epps** 1/7/2010, 23:27

Okay, the original draft was bit too dramatic and overdone so I lowered it down a bit. To prevent wrong idea's: I'm not leaving. All I'm doing is getting active in the TF2 wiki community because I am bored as fuck and need something for me to work on, otherwise I will go insane during this BORING summer vacation in which all my friends are abroad >.<

by **jameless** 1/7/2010, 23:40

Yes thanks for spiking my blood pressure for a moment.

by **Epps** 2/7/2010, 08:25

As if I would leave just like that, as a person I am very faithful towards a community (which is why I am no part of many). It would take at least a big fight for me to leave you guys Razz