CLASH OF THE TITANS

Oh wow! You just got told.

There are other people (like me) who don't want to participate in events till night. I'm lucky that it starts on 9 pm, I start playing really bad late in the evening.

Cake wrote:There are other people (like me) who don't want to participate in events till night. I'm lucky that it starts on 9 pm, I start playing really bad late in the evening.

Great exploit of yourself

Just sayin'.

Well, since afro insisted that we make the event an hour later, we might as well be loyal to our clan member and make this event an hour later so that we can pwn Cake.

I tried to make it at a time that worked equally for everyone. If I see three or more people request it an hour later, I'll move it.

Google wrote:Well, since afro insisted that we make the event an hour later, we might as well be loyal to our clan member and make this event an hour later so that we can pwn Cake.

Yay I don't care about others!

Anyway, if we are going to start later, I might have to leave earlier.

I will be there

Source tv isnt a problem, people just need to connect through console.

Afro wrote:I guess im on the scrim team.. Cool Beans

thats exactly what i thought lawl

At what time will the event be now because the topic states two times.

We're going to keep it at 2pm Est, 7pm GMT

Alright i'll be there. Remember to use mumble everyone:

http://mumble.sourceforge.net/

mbl5.gameservers.com:10010

Ask password from your teamcaptain.

Jonesie can't use his mic in-game for some reason and refuses to fix it which I find rather odd... Anyway the ESF members will have to use X-Fire instead. My guess is that the communication during this scrim will be a total disaster for us.

I will try to help Jonesie fix his mic. If your captain doesn't have a mic you will be doomed.

And also: Jonesie without a voice isn't Jonesie at all!

Well his mic isn't broken, he just can't use it outside X-Fire giving us a reason to download X-Fire even tho we don't want to.

Guys, my mic is broken. After this scirm, if none of you like using XFire, then we'll download Mumble. Also, I'll be in there all the time because my mic don't work in game so.....

I know Eraser, I know.

Eraserhead wrote:I will try to help Jonesie fix his mic. If your captain doesn't have a mic you will be doomed.

And also: Jonesie without a voice isn't Jonesie at all!

It's someone I can stand to be around for more than 2 minutes at a time!

Nah kidding, love ya Jonesie <3

EDIT: In all seriousness though Jonesie, will you be running Gibbo as a scout/sniper now instead of fubar?

Thanks Greezy!
*Crys!*

In all seriousness, now that FUBAR has Resigned from ESF, I've moved Tidelag up to Scout with Cake and I have moved Gibbo up into Starter Solly with me.

Ah okay.

Update: BIG MATCH IS TOMORROW! ALL STARTERS CONFIRMED FOR BOTH TEAMS! IT'S GONNA BE HUUUUUUUUGE!

ALL MY B****** AND H*ES....

Best of luck

I'm looking forward to this.

The Sonnet of the Rape

By Young Greezy

Stanza 1: Le Granary

Twas a cold hard day, on the plains of TF2
But in the air was lurking, a clash of red and blu.
Greezy on the left, with Jonsie on the right,
The war began as we advanced into the night.

Rockets and stickies, and 'nades through the air
The SF advanced, slowly with care.
Round one, round two, then three four and five!
They won for their ability to keep their medic alive.

As the battle of the granary drew to a close,
it was clear which team had rocked the most.
A clear view of the score would tell a fine tale,
of captures and Ubers and rocket hail.

Stanza 2: Bad...lands

A competition of height, of picks and flanks
The fight for badlands would prove the ranks.
The Americas came out strong in the start,
But the Europeans proved they knew the art.

Three nothing, Three one, Three two, Three Three?
It was the scare the SF never wanted to see.
Two minutes to the clock, could they ever pull out?
But some clutch kills by google led them all to shout!

Teamwork had prevailed, the day had been saved!
The stressful two minutes off the clock had been shaved.
The match had been clutched, the series was clinched.
But the battle of badlands was anything but a sinch.

Stanza 3: Working on the Freight Train

The last map, the last hope for Europe to rise!
Could they pull a victory from their asses, would they surprise?
The battles for mid were hectic and long,
Both teams were supported, and both looked strong.

Three rounds had passed, the SF the victorious!
But their next few decisions would be disastrous.
A pyro, an engineer? A spy? What the fuck?
After losing a round, they seemed of luck.

It was three to one, with plenty of time on the ticker,
Through these three maps, never had the ESF looked sicker.
Rusty with the clutch headshot saving the day,
Death at the door of the SF was thrown away.

Stanza 4: Conclusion

Thus the story wraps to an exciting finish,
The threat of the ESF had been safely diminished.
And so ends the quest of the fabled western six,
Who vanquished Europeans with their array of tricks.

Credit on rhymes, synonyms, and the idea to do this goes out to the whole SF.

BS YOU CHEAT GREEZY!!1!!1111!!!11111!!!!
Poem generator ~!

Nah I actually wrote this.