Need help with trolling

I need some help on trolling. These things are the things I need help on;

1. Trolling two people at the same time; generally I try to separate them and troll them 1v1 but trolling them both at the same time is more important for me

2. Trolling a member + mod/admin combo

3. Being a flaming-troll rather than a spamming troll. I could use help on both ways of the troll though

4. Dodging bans/insults from other experienced(!) trolls

5. That's pretty much it. Maybe my mentor can find some other faults I make and I hope that person can help me improve greatly.

This is the most well thought out topic ever posted on these forums. I loled many times.

Actually, when I tr0ll I like to use one of my favorite personas. I like to act like a 50 year old retarded guy who lives with his grandmother. Sometimes people will realize that I'm just trolling, but it's hilarious when people think that I'm really a 50 year old japano/pedo-phile.