Random talk with Epps!

09:14 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Toast + Coffee = EPIC ORGAZM FTW
09:14 - {P}² Epps [nl]: My stomach is upset
09:14 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Too much booze
09:14 - {P}² Epps [nl]: baked me soem eggs and ham at 3am
09:14 - Jonesie|UKCS|: SHIT
09:14 - {P}² Epps [nl]: ever since it is protesting
09:15 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Guess what me and my mate did last night?
09:15 - {P}² Epps [nl]: And no booze, come to think of it I really should go to the store and me some new whiskey
09:15 - {P}² Epps [nl]: You smoked some pod
09:15 - Jonesie|UKCS|: No
09:15 - {P}² Epps [nl]: you drank alcohol
09:15 - Jonesie|UKCS|: We drunk 6 can of cider
09:15 - {P}² Epps [nl]: lol
09:15 - Jonesie|UKCS|: THEN, we had a shot of vodka
09:15 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Then we drunk two cans of beer
09:16 - {P}² Epps [nl]: bad move bro
09:16 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Tipsy as fuck
09:16 - Jonesie|UKCS|: We sobered up within 1 hour and a half
09:16 - {P}² Epps [nl]: never drink weak alcoholic drinks (beer) after strong
09:16 - {P}² Epps [nl]: once you get a little older you will understand why --> hangover!
09:16 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Also, shot of vodka?!
09:16 - Jonesie|UKCS|: I know!
09:16 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Yar
09:16 - {P}² Epps [nl]: I finish the entire bottle xD
09:16 - Jonesie|UKCS|: LOL
09:17 - {P}² Epps [nl]: When i drink I drink A LOT
09:17 - Jonesie|UKCS|: I only have a shot when I fel in a good mood
09:17 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Same here
09:17 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Vodka is one of those drinks I only drink when I want to get drunk
09:17 - Jonesie|UKCS|: After drinking guess what I had to sober up?
09:17 - {P}² Epps [nl]: aka crazy parties at a firends home with 30~ish people around
09:18 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Coffee and Toast!
09:18 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Bloody mary?
09:18 - {P}² Epps [nl]: lol
09:18 - Jonesie|UKCS|: LOVELY!
09:18 - Jonesie|UKCS|: I love bloody mary's
09:18 - Jonesie|UKCS|: I just had two
09:18 - Jonesie|UKCS|: HE!
09:18 - {P}² Epps [nl]: I have a perfect forumula to never get a hangover no mather how much I drink
09:18 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Tell
09:18 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Before going to sleep, drink 4 glasses of water
09:18 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Do it in like 15 minutes time
09:19 - {P}² Epps [nl]: wait another 15, take a piss and sleep
09:19 - {P}² Epps [nl]: next morning, you wake up absolutely fine although you might want to hurry to the bathroom for a second piss
09:19 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Either that or... drink some more!
09:19 - Jonesie|UKCS|: HAHAHAHA
09:19 - {P}² Epps [nl]: You cant get a hangover when you stay drunk :p
09:20 - {P}² Epps [nl]: But seriously though, the water thing works
09:20 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Ever had a 2 day hangover?
09:20 - Jonesie|UKCS|: I have
09:20 - Jonesie|UKCS|: FUCK!
09:20 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Only had one hangover and that was when I ignored my water trick
09:21 - Jonesie|UKCS|: I went down to Colchester, Essex, England, me and my mate stayed at his house drinking
09:21 - {P}² Epps [nl]: to make things worse, my cigarettes were stolen by someone, I had to pass on some fine ass weed because I wanted to impress that asian chick and I woke up on the cough being cold because someone stole my blanket
09:21 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Next day, I was pukin everywhere
09:22 - {P}² Epps [nl]: add that to a splitting headache and voila; EPPS IS VIOLENT@
09:22 - {P}² Epps [nl]: lol
09:22 - {P}² Epps [nl]: I am afraid of trowing up so for some reason I never do so
09:23 - {P}² Epps [nl]: €22 left on my account...
09:23 - Jonesie|UKCS|: ...
09:23 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Crazy EU
09:23 - {P}² Epps [nl]: enough for a bottle fo rum and some whiskey
09:23 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Wait n
09:23 - Jonesie|UKCS|: OHH FUCK RUM!
09:23 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Cheap store is ont h eother side of town, dont feel liek going there
09:23 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Makes me wrecked
09:23 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Within 3 shots I'm fucked
09:23 - {P}² Epps [nl]: rum makes me happy
09:24 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Your always happy
09:24 - {P}² Epps [nl]: no I'm not
09:24 - {P}² Epps [nl]: I learned to act happy
09:24 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Crazy bastard!
09:24 - {P}² Epps [nl]: I have some bad habbits on rum tho
09:25 - {P}² Epps [nl]: while drinking rum with someone else I always end up fighting with them xD
09:25 - Jonesie|UKCS|: When I drink too much I end up smoking too much weed
09:26 - Jonesie|UKCS|: When Jonesie as DRUNX + HIGH
09:26 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Also, one time me and a friend decided to go sleep in the woods after drinking a bottle of rum
09:26 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Funny as fuck
09:26 - {P}² Epps [nl]: it was winter, snow everywhere
09:26 - {P}² Epps [nl]: we were freezing and as soon as the run ran dry we went back home
09:26 - {P}² Epps [nl]: drunk + high doesn't work on me :/
09:26 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Epps, I'm not joking I was high and wrecked for a scrim a couple of years ago, we won!
09:26 - {P}² Epps [nl]: lol
09:27 - {P}² Epps [nl]: bloody hale, defreg is only at 60%
09:27 - Jonesie|UKCS|: The next day , I was completely fucked!
09:27 - {P}² Epps [nl]: 125GB = 80 minutes....
09:27 - Jonesie|UKCS|: Because after my scrim, I went and RECKED the town!
09:27 - Jonesie|UKCS|: FUUUCK!
09:28 - Jonesie|UKCS|: I had two fights as well
09:28 - {P}² Epps [nl]: Question, how many blackouts did you had from drinking too much?
09:28 - Jonesie|UKCS|: 3

Ow great, now everyone knows I drink too much at parties. Good thing I have a happy drunk and not a violent or tired one

hahahhaa! It was a funny conversaton though?

I'm also listening to;
gamerfm.co.uk/webplayer will typing this. Its AWESOME! Its the radio plugin we have in our servers. 'Tis EPIC!

FTW!

ITT : underaged 15 years old that doesn't know how to drink

Lol'd

I just couldn't be fucked to have my normal stuff.

lol pepper:

bier op wijn geeft venijn
wijn op bier geeft plezier?

Fixing my previous post.

ITT : underaged 15 years old that doesn't know how to drink and gets in fights all the time for no reason other then "wanna fight? -yes"

@Eraser: I don't know Dutch and I didn't use Google Translate but it looks like your saying is similar to:

Beer before liquor never been sicker.
Liquor before beer you're in the clear.

wisky is risky 'cus it makes the girls frisky.


that saying makes me lol. So did that convo.

Nicobbq wrote:ITT : underaged 15 years old that doesn't know how to drink

If only I still was 15.. ow the carefree life you have when young TT.TT

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