Lets break our hopes and wishes...

Simple forum game this is; you break the hope/dream/wish of the previous poster and tell them your wish.
Example: NicoBBQ tells us he wants to be able to bench 1000 and you tell him that his arms will be so huge he will not be able to scratch his nose ever again. Not that hard right?

I wished that I work at Valve.

You're too fat, Gabe won't have competition. inb4 2 more months

I wish I were an esteemed game tester and Bethesda. (I WANT NEW VEGAS NAO)

ninji wrote:

I wish I were an esteemed game tester and Bethesda. (I WANT NEW VEGAS NAO)

Wow, esteemed? Game testers are probably the lowest ladder-rung of game development.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

You will realize before anyone else how much Fallout 3/New Vegas sucked and that Bethesda ignored every bug report.

I want a wifi connection straight into my brain!

I'd hack your brain and make you send me yoko pictures from that con.
I want to be human

You can't be human if you're already not. Plus you have to die at the end.

I want to be a rock and roller man.

You cant be a rock and roller if you want to have any income at all, people will only pirate your music anyhow.

I wish someone would break my hopes and dreams of having this wish fulfilled.

- DIVIDE BY ZERO -

ABORT OPERATION

- DIVIDE BY ZERO -

I'm pinnochio, what happens if I say : my nose will grow.

If it's a lie, my nose will grow, therefore making the statement true.
It it doesn't grow, it's gonna be a lie, so my nose should grow.

Stop the mental sapping!!!

I wish I had choosen HTML

You would be outdated for everyone who hasn't emptied their cache yet.

I wished I was better at DDR...

Granted, but as soon as you pass the hardest song, your legs fall off

I wish a shit ton of money

Granted; you will receive $1 a day for the rest of your life.

I wish for a cute アニメ catgirl to date <3

You get a female cat.
I hope i get pictures of that yoko cosplayer D=

Wish granted;

(She looked better irl)

I want the polycount update NAO!

Granted, but all the items are equivalent to the razorback/backburner in terms of their usefullness.

I wish I could be as cool as boolet

What am I doing wrong?

^Everything.

TLDR but....

I want Polycount
I want more Yoko pictures nao

Wish granted, here is the Polycount update but you can't play TF2 until every server has it which is in a few months (valve time).

Suddenly you realize you will never meet a girl like Yoko thus making you depressed (or dead if you kiss her).


I vant sandvich!

it's spoiled because you know why...

I want a high five

Who's Yoko? Is this some お宅 thing?

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, if you're into mech watch it...

LieuTennet wrote:Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, if you're into mech watch it...

At the very least, watch it for the meme. They only had one season, so if you have a slow afternoon you can watch the whole thing in one sitting. North Americans can watch the whole series for free on Hulu and on YouTube.