Army Training

At the 29th of March until the 1st of April, I will be going on Army Training Course. Which means I will not be here for 3 days to play with you all.

Ow my god, that means you will learn REAL tactics. If you use them in TF2 we will get killed by you all the time TT.TT

I bet you that none of the tactics will work in that game
sometimes I wish TF2 was like real-life...
for example, being able to shoot your minigun at someone while looking up at the balcony for snipers...

We'll be Camping, Paintballing, Rifle Shooting (proper guns!) and other fun stuff, like running with 4LBS on our backs. For 2 miles! I'll do it, easy. I run all the time.

So, I'll probably not be able to get up to my rank 25. Try to when I get back though.

When there's a zombie invasion in 2012, I'm finding you first.

Firestar wrote:When there's a zombie invasion in 2012, I'm finding you first.

And will you get to him? In time it takes you to England you have already been infected.

My emergency zombie invasion plan, plan A:
-Get my ass on my bike and head straight for the shopping mall now there is still a change of securing it.
-Secure the mall with the others who had the same idea. Barricade all windows, lock and close every single door. Keep all the stores locked down. Before doing so however I will check if no one is in fact infected.
-In the case of still working phones I will invite my local friends over to join me in my fortress. They will be the only ones I will invite because they have a change of actually making it.
-After everyone is inside and stuff we will go to the two grocery stores and fruit market to make a list of all items we have. We will schedule for a 90 day survival and start out with fresh foods, followed by deep frozen and the last being cans and jars for they have a much longer expiration date.
-We go to the two clothing stores and give out blankets, clothes etc. We don’t want to run around naked unless there are a lot of hot chicks around…
-We will check our barricades every 6 hours (in shifts) to make sure they still hold. We will also try to do our best to keep our location a secret for all zombies so our barricades won’t tear from usage too much.
-As soon as things have calmed down on the outside we will assemble scouting parties to search for food (stores, homes), water (other stores, homes) and weapons (police station, trailer park *no offence*).
-As soon as 60 days have passed and things look like they won’t calm down sooner or later we will adjust our remaining (and new found) food to last for an additional 90 days and repeat doing so until we are out of food, gone crazy due to lack of outside world, been eaten by a grue or all gotten infected because we didn’t checked our barricades due to lazyness.


My emergency zombie invasion plan, plan B:
-Get my ass on my bike –again- and head straight to the coffee shop. There I will get myself Black Widow (good weed) along with all the stuff that I need to smoke it.
-After getting me some weed I will head over to the liqueur store where I will take all the remaining rum, vodka, whiskey and gin they have. Also, that cool looking drink I never had but wanted to try out ever since I turned 18 (thus being allowed to buy alcohol).
-Head back to my place, lock myself in my room, get drunk, get high while listening to my favorite bands and music that is perfect for the end of the world.

Funfact: plan B is actually my plan A for ‘impending doom’, ‘unstoppable death’, ‘shit the Maya’s were actually right’ and for ‘dammit I forgot who I am again, where the bathroom is and who the hell that kid is that gives me a sponge bath every single day!’.

Also, sorry to hijack this thread, i just had to post this after writing all of it xD

Nice choice Fire. If there is a Zombie Infestation, I'll get all 3 of my Shotguns and my Air Rifle out, and Lock and Load! Just stick with me Fire, and you'll be alright! Thats if I dont find Pepper first!

Can we come to the shopping mall too Pepper?

If a zombie apocalypse happened and I had to enter, I would. Even if it meant shooting other humans. In a zombie apocalypse, it's all about survival.

Zombie apocalypse sounds fun. My plan is simple: Steal my sister/mom/dads' car, drive three blocks to the gun store, raid it, and then head for a good defensive place. Gotta find that still.

Yeah guns are a must have for killing zombies as well as crazy people. Problem is that the police station is 20 minutes away from here (on bike, 10 by car) and guns are kinda illegal over here. I guess I could take the van from my dad or suzuki from my sis but I think it's best to have a bike since they dont depend on fuel nor do they need to have roads to drive on (unless you have a jeep). They do however provide more cover against crazy ass zombies.

Wow, completely hijacked a thread and turned it into a zombie invasion one!

Well what I was talking about were maybe L4D zombies, minus the specials, so they really don't notice you unless you do something loud.

In reality, getting to Jonesie would be kind of stupid, because it'd be so hard to do, but if possible, I'd rather stay with somone I know, as opposed to with someone I didn't know. My preference would really be alone, though. Much safer. If the world ended, I'd have some fun. I wouldn't really worry about safety, why try to live too long? What's the point? Just more worry about survival. I'd be the one who does the idiotic shit, like raid a store full of zombies, because if I live, it's fun, and if I don't, no more worry!

Sgt Pepper wrote:Yeah guns are a must have for killing zombies as well as crazy people. Problem is that the police station is 20 minutes away from here (on bike, 10 by car) and guns are kinda illegal over here. I guess I could take the van from my dad or suzuki from my sis but I think it's best to have a bike since they dont depend on fuel nor do they need to have roads to drive on (unless you have a jeep). They do however provide more cover against crazy ass zombies.

Well 20-10 minutes isn't that bad, for some guns. Just take a crowbar with you! It's worked against zombies since the 1900s!

And definitely take a car. They provide total cover, can go as fast as you need them too, and you can always refill at a gas station.

If you want me to, I will, put up a Zombie invasion thread. If you want me to!

Uh... i think it can't get any better then this thread.

LOL! I'll make another thread, when it is time for me to do my army training. I may also be joining the Army when I'm 16.

You really want to go like shit-hell-countries like Afghanistan?

Really Jonesie? The army? You must have more a future than that lined up. The army is supposed to be plan B man. You're still young, you still have every option open to you.

OR, I may be a pro BOXER! I already got my eye cut, hell, I've got one now! xD

Cpt Jonesie wrote:OR, I may be a pro BOXER! I already got my eye cut, hell, I've got one now! xD

You have one eye, you're in the army, and you're from......!

Are you black by any chance?

Dont you ever read anything properly, Fire? I said I have a CUT EYE!

When I said I've got one now, I mean I have 1 cut enderneath my eye. I have two! DUMBASS!

I've only got today and tomorrow with you guys, and then, I'm off! I can't wait for the PUG tomorrow!