Friday 5th March pug

Time: Friday the 5th 6PM EST.
Maps: CP_Granary, CP_Badlands
Read this: http://forum.pulpfortress.com/events-f20/time-for-some-pugs-t426.htm
Please respond here if you will be here during this pug.

Team blu
1- Eraserhead - Captain - Demoman (if absent will be replaced by....)
2- Firestar - Medic
3- Fubar - Scout
4- Axelgreese - Soldier
5- Panda - Scout
6- Taboo - Soldier

Team red
1- Jonesie - Captain -Soldier (if absent will be replaced by....)
2- Socrates - Medic
3- Havik - Scout
4- Cruekiller - Demoman
5- Gibbo - Soldier
6- Shell - Scout

Backup players: Panda, Miht

I'll make it. Nothing happening, so it's all good

I'll do it! I also, have nothing else to do.

Jonesie, you are soldier

Socrates, which class?

cant i work 12 hour day and its girlfriends birthday sat

I unfortunately cannot make this one. Anniversary with my girlfriend, so yeah I'm booked :S

Eraserhead wrote:Jonesie, you are soldier

Socrates, which class?

Ich bin Der Ubermensch!

Ich bin Gott.

Socrates, you make me LOL!

Cpt Jonesie wrote:Socrates, you make me LOL!

Stuhl, der dermassen flüssig ist, dass er schon fast wie Urin aus dem Arsch läuft. Lässt sich einfach runterspülen, hat jedoch Hornhautumbragelben Farbton, stinkt derbe, verdreckt die ganze Poritze und brennt höllisch am After. Hat man sich endlich aufwendig gesäubert und gar eine lindernde Creme aufgetragen - muss man schon wieder aufs Klo...
Brodel-Scheiße

Ist Scheiße, bei der es im Darm erst komisch gluckert und blubbert. Nachdem man dann ein paar feuchte Fürze abgelassen hat, kommt nach einem blub ein dicker Haufen Teflonscheiße heraus. Er hinterlässt keine Spuren im KLo jedoch umso mehr in der Poritze und am Klopapier. Man braucht fast 10 Rollen Klopapier um den ganzen Schmodder wegzukriegen. Passiert auf Klos, wo das Klopapier fast aufgebraucht ist, bei Verwandten, Bekannten und bei der Arbeit, sodass alle im Büro denken man hättst sich auf dem Klo einen gewedelt.


Der Aufregungsschiss

Tritt immer dann auf wenn man z.B irgendwo hinfährt und man extrem aufgeregt ist. Man scheißt sie nur in kleinen Portionen aber mehrmals, das ist das Problem und weil man es meistens eilig hat kann das ziemlich viel Zeit kosten. Als spezielle Abart sticht hier die Referatsscheiße hervor: Vorher kommt sie aus dem Arsch, hinterher aus dem Mund.
Die Bierscheiße (Bayr.: Bierschiss)

Hauptartikel: Bierschiss
Eine der schlimmsten, aber auch häufigsten Scheißesorten. Sie tritt am Tag nach der Nacht davor auf. Normalerweise riecht sie gar nicht so schlecht (mei...

Fick dich.

Google did it's best.

Chair that is so fluid that it almost like urine out of my ass running.
Can wash down easily, but has Hornhautumbragelben color, smell
rude, filthy, the whole Poritze and burns like hell at the anus. If you are
finally cleaned and elaborately plotted even a soothing cream - you have to
again go to the bathroom ...
Brodel shit

Is shit, when it first comic in the gut gurgles and bubbles. After
then drained a couple of wet farts, comes after a bunch of fat blub
Teflon shit out. He leaves no trace in the toilet, but even more so in the
Poritze and on toilet paper. It takes nearly 10 rolls of toilet paper for the full
Lem getting goo. Klos is going on, where the toilet paper is running low,
with relatives, friends and at work, so they all think they should have in the office
on the toilet one wagged.


The Aufregungsschiss

Occurs always on when you're going to go somewhere, and as we are extremely excited.
One craps only in small portions several times but that is the problem and
because it usually has the haste can cost quite a lot of time. As a special
Variety of unit shit here stands out: Before she comes out of the ass
afterwards from the mouth.
The beer shit (bayr.: Bierschiss)

Main article: Bierschiss
One of the worst, but also frequently shit places. It occurs on the day after the
Night before to. Normally they do not smell so bad (mei. ..

fck you.

what the hell? is that what it means?

:/ I will never copy anything from my friend again.

I can make it. Eraser told me to post here anyways. I am best at Scout I guess, and I like being spy. But I like Scout better I could make it also

I can be a backup player... I'll suck, but L4D2 seems to have made me much mature, and better at strategizing.
This is of course, if there's NO ONE ELSE to fill that spot. I must remind you, I will suck.

We need 8 more players for tonight!!! Fire and Havik i put you up in the schedule above. Thanks for being there!

I'm in I'll be a little late though like 6:40ish

Scout for me obiously

Since we need even teams i will put you up as backup player i'm sure we will need you .
I just want to have complete teams at match start.

I can make it for a 6pm EST pug. Either team, any class... See ya there !!!

I'm pretty sure we're trying to avoid being late to pugs...

i might make depending if i need to help a friend/. and im obv scout =D

yeah i'm in , scout / medic / demo

This is great guys. We are almost there. Just need 3 more players for a 5vs5 match to be able to start. This is the minimum required. Cuekiller, i've put you up as soldier. Miht, i've put you up as backup player. I'm sure we can use you but i did this since you are not sure if you will be there.

1.) I'm glad our PUG tonight will be extremly cool.
2.) I'm really looking forward to it.
3.) I'll try my very best.
4.) I'm sure that we'll have to have our warm up?
5.) I have a question, how long will both maps be, like, how many rounds will there be? Because, I'm sure we will be on their for an hour.

Gibbo is also unsure that he'll make it, Eraser. So, you can put him as a backup player.

good news everybody, i can make it

Cool. We only need 1 more player for a guaranteed 5vs5 match!

I found Axelgreese willing to be solly on my team and i will go demo.

Gibbo we have uneven teams now, so we really need just one more player. Otherwise you can't play or it would be unbalanced. Especially if you go sniper lol.

*shrug* I'll play.