Random questions i wanted to share.

Here are random questions that i want to share.

Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If 2 deaf persons has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of acoconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head
out the window?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


Enjoy!

Can you cry under water? Yes!
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Not important at all as long as it counts as an terrorist act.
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? To hell!
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? There is no heaven.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Because a dquare box is cheaper to make.
What disease did cured ham actually have? Death.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? We never went to the moon!
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? You should tuck your babies in very very very well, tha way they will remain silent for the rest of their life.
If 2 deaf persons has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yep.
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Movie = tape which has your image in it. tv = projection on a screen, thus you're on tv.
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Because they are retarted.
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Because I rather strip down without a hot female doctor spectating.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties plural? Because boobs.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Because there is a law which states that EVERYONE needs to able to ruin every dish they create, including toast. Also, defrost?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Because we care about how no one cares.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? No.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of acoconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Because if he would do that the show/book would be over way too soon.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Goofy is a Dingo, not a dog.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Because there no restaurants that deliver near him.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Babies!
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? No, it comes from morals.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? No, Twinkle Twinkle has a lower BPM.
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Because I wanted to come up with a decent awnser.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? You say what what, in the butt.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? No

i added another one sgt. pepper if you want to answer it.