If you could have one Valve weapon irl, which one would it be?

by **Epps** 4/5/2010, 12:15

I would go for either the Gravity Gun or Portal Gun. Grav Gun would be brilliant for heavy lifting and picking up objects that are just a few meters away from me. Portal gun however would be perfect for travel; blue portal in front of me, red portal on the horizon *repeat*.

Also, Eyelander if I wasn't allowed to actually use the weapon.

by Havik 4/5/2010, 13:03

lol, I was going to say gravity gun as well XD If I couldn't have that, then I would probably choose the knife from CSS, Because everybody knows you run faster with a knife XD

by vladmirbsl69 4/5/2010, 16:03

i would get the spy sapper and sap all of you sentrys. WE HAVE ALL OF YOUR BASES!

by The Mad Hatter 4/5/2010, 16:27

by **Nicobbq** 4/5/2010, 17:52

The Cloak and dagger Wink

You'd know where to use it YOU PERV!

by vladmirbsl69 4/5/2010, 18:02

nico. i already sapped their bases. their not there anymore Very Happy

by **LOOK IT'S ADAM!!!** 4/5/2010, 18:02

i think it would be neat to have a pet snark.

but definitely the portal gun, it would save me so much time.

by **Epps** 4/5/2010, 18:13

Nicobbq wrote:The Cloak and dagger

You'd know where to use it YOU PERV!

Ow Nico, I would never think of that /sarcasm
Come to think of it, Cloak and Dagger would be way more cool then Portal/Grav gun... Lemme change my opinion xD

vladmirbsl69 wrote:nico. i already sapped their bases. their not there anymore

Ow kid, you've so much left to learn...

by **Young Greezy** 4/5/2010, 18:59

I'd go with sandvich.

Unlike you guys, my dream actually comes true Very Happy

by **miht** 4/5/2010, 19:24

cloak and dagger. (: *peek a boo*

by **Brother_** 4/5/2010, 20:04

Definitely the portal gun. It's got a gravity gun on it, you know.

by **Epps** 4/5/2010, 20:09

Brother_ wrote:Definitely the portal gun. It's got a gravity gun on it, you know.

Not really, Grav gun also works for items far away while the Portal Gun can only pick up items that are near you. Also, the Portal gun can trow them miles away Wink

by **ninji** 4/5/2010, 20:46

I would choose the Portal Gun, despite the fact that it isn't a "gun," per se. Sandvich would be awesome too....

Havik wrote:lol, I was going to say gravity gun as well XD If I couldn't have that, then I would probably choose the knife from CSS, Because everybody knows you run faster with a knife XD

You win

by **Tendo** 4/5/2010, 21:34

I would probaby get alyx

by **Eraserhead** 4/5/2010, 22:48

I believe you would Tendo, are you going to stand next to here like in your avatar?

Well my weapon would be.....see this.

by **Cake** 5/5/2010, 09:52

I would have the scout (Counter strike wep, a sniping wep), it lets you run faster than with the knife ^^
But yeah, the portal gun would be the awesomest of all.
You guys should consider the hazard suit Freeman uses, you can piss whenever you want, inject morfine (
Twisted Evil

) , oxygen supplies, faster running, jump higher, protects you from pretty much everything...

by vladmirbsl69 6/5/2010, 17:12

but then you could not solve the problems of the conundrums of philosophy eraser.

by **Citizen** 10/5/2010, 19:12

In real life strategically (wow that sounds like an oxymoron), the portal gun and the medigun could probably get you millions. I can just imagine one guy going around a hospital peeking into every room healing everyone up. The portal gun is pretty obvious how to get million, amazing bank heist, or give it to some crazy science place.

BTW: anyone see that real life model of the potal gun someone made?
http://volpinprops.blogspot.com/2009/01/testing.html

by UberLord 10/5/2010, 21:35

Dead Ringer, I could fake my own funeral and death, rob a bank nearby, die again. Live in riches some where in africa where labor is cheap...

by **Nick** 11/5/2010, 16:41

I have it down to four but i can't decide so i decided on the tool gun so i could have ANYTHING I WANT

by UberLord 11/5/2010, 16:54

Chuck wrote:I have it down to four but i can't decide so i decided on the tool gun so i could have ANYTHING I WANT

I was going to say tool gun also, but that game wasn't made by valve...

by **Epps** 11/5/2010, 17:04

If Gmod was allowed I would go for the spawnmenu, hurray for spawning a bike when tired, a train when I missed mine and changing weather settings with some add-ons Razz

by UberLord 12/5/2010, 17:29

I think we would all choose gmod stuff if we could, but Garry Newman made it, not valve...

by **Lord Zurkov** 12/5/2010, 21:27

UberLord wrote:I was going to say tool gun also, but that game wasn't made by valve...

A LOT of games weren't made by Valve. Counter-Strike: Source is a good example, as is Garry's Mod.

by **Epps** 12/5/2010, 21:51

True, Valve rather buys small compagnies with great idea's then come up with their own. CS:S, Portal, L4D, TFC, all made by outsiders who later on got hired by Valve. Ow well, at least they give the modding community some hope of ever making money on their hobby's.

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